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NEITHER SPACE NOR TIME WERE INVENTED BY THAT LITTLE OLD MAN DOWN THERE IN THE CORNER, BUT HE DID HAVE A LOT TO DO WITH POPULARIZING ITS RELATIVITE.

AS SHALL BE SEEN IN THE NEXT AND FIRST THREE BOOKS OF THIS VOLUME ONE, EACH BOOK IS DIRECTLY RELATIVE AND DEPENDENT UPON THE OTHER. IF IT HAD BEEN FOUND THAT THERE HAD BEEN NO RELATIVE GENEALOGIE GOING ON, WRITING THIS SENTENCE WOULD APPEAR TO BE DEUCEDLY IRRATIONAL. BUT, AS MAY BE INFERRED CIRCUMSPECTLY, THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME KIND OF LA GENEALOGIE TAKING PLACE ANTECEDENTLY, DECENTLY OR POSSIBLY INDECENTLY, IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDERS.

BEHOLD – LEO WRYE PAR EXAMPLE!

BOOK ONE OF THIS VOLUME ONE IS TITLED LA GENEALOGIE BECAUSE THE WORD WRITTEN IN FRENCH SEEMED TO BE CONSISTENT WITH THE FRENCH NAMES OF THE OTHER TWO BOOKS INCLUDED IN THIS VOLUME – LA CHRONOLOGIE AND LA GEOGRAPHIE – THOUGH, IN DEFERENCE, THIS BOOK SHOULD NOT BE ACURSED FOR FOOLISH CONSISTENCY, NOR FOR
HOBGOBLINISM, AS IT DULY LISTS, TO ITS CHAGRIN, ALL THOSE WRYE NAMES LISTED WITHIN THE WRYELlST, THEREIN.

LEO WRYE HISSELF HAS AT LEAST MADE SOME REVISIONIST LATTER·DAY EMENDATIONS IN RETAUATION, – MORE ABOUT THAT LATER, PERHAPS.

BOOK TWO – LA CHRONOLOGIE – WAS PUT TOGETHER FROM SNIPPETS GLEANED FROM VAST INFORMATIONAL SINKHOLES SUCH AS ATTICS, FILE CABINETS, CARDBOARD BOXES, EMPTIED POCKETS EMPTIED WHISKEY BOTTLES AND VIVID IMAGINATIONS. FOR AN UTTER COMPREHENSION OF THIS WRYE LIFE, ETC., THIS INESTIMABLE AND INIMITABLE DATABASE OFFERS A POSSIBLE DIFFERENTIAL STATISTICAL ACCURACY OF PERCHANCE 15.25% TO 23.9%, EITHER WAY. IT USES UP FIVE PAGES OF CLOSELY SPACED SPACE, AS YOU MOST LIKELY WILL FIND. RELY UPON IT AS YOU WILL!

BOOK ONE – LA GENEALOGIE
BOOK TWO LA CHRONOLOGIE
BOOK THREE – LA GEOGRAPHIE

BOOK THREE – LA GEOGRAPHIE – IS A MUCH MORE INCLUSIVELY THOROUGH EXPOSITION THAN BOOK ONE, LA GENEALOGIE. FROM ITS LESS THAN HUMBLE GEOGRAPHIQUE ORIGINS DEEP WITHIN THE COAL MINES REGION OF SOUTH WESTERN NORTHEASTERN PENNSYLVANIA. THIS BOOK EYEBALLS THE GEOGRAPHIQUE ITINERAIRE OF THIS LEO WRYE AS
HE HAS WRYLY TWISTED AND TURNED IN PRIVATE DEFIANCE AMONG, LO.
THESE EXCEEDINGLY MORTAL COILS.

ALTHOUGH IMPROFUSE IN ITS ARRAY OF MAPS AND CHARTS AND THE LIKE. THOSE MAPS AND CHARTS AND THE LIKE WHICH HAVE BEEN, NEVERTHELESS, SPRINKLINGLY, SPARSELY DISTRIBUTED ABOUT, HAVE BEEN SUFFICIENTLY SPRINKLED ABOUT IN SOME OF THE RIGHT PLACES, AND VERY INGENIOUSLY, TO SAY THE LEAST!

SPRINKLED ALSO AMONG THE RAW BUT GNAWING GEOGRAPHIQUE FACTS ARE AT LEAST SOME DUBIOUSLY FASCINATING PAGES WHICH ARE CALLED, HEREIN. EVIDENTIA, FOR THE WANT OF MORE EXTRAVAGANT NOMENCLATURE. SURVIVORS OF A HALF CENTURY OF UNMITIGATED DILIGENT NEGLECT RE-MATERIALIZE AS COMPUTER SCANNED DIGITALLY RESURRECTED SAMPLINGS OF HISTORIQUE BUREAUCRATIQUE PILLORY, PHOTOGRAPHIC INCOMPETENCE, ECSTATIC TYPOGRAPHICAL INGENUITY, AS WELL AS OTHER KINsS STUFF. – [WHICH SEE].

BOOK THREE, LA GEOGRAPHIE, AS DOES LA GENEAlOGIE AND LA CHRONOLOGIE, EMBRACE IN CONGENIAL RELATIVITE,